@TheOnion interesting fact: actually a man
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@TheOnion He has ZERO chance of being elected.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Forgot to include that he enjoys the scent of his own flatulence.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Good stuff.
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@TheOnion Not funny enough. Perhaps he's beyond satire.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HE RUNNING SO HE CAN TELL THE REST OF SC HOW GREAT HE IS-----LOOK--I--RUN FOR---PRES--THE DUMN REPUBS RALYE GET KICK FROM THATThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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