@TheOnion "area man" sounds like a really crappy superhero that solves crimes with the Pythagoras theorem.
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@TheOnion and his nemesis would remind him that Pythagoras theorem isn't used to calculate area, but length of an unknown side!
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@TheOnion Some would call him the Hero of Alexandria.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Does she do chores for the wife as well...?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BrandtHamilton and surprised the wife?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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