.@TheOnion "Policies: Tough on crime, specifically homosexuality"
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@TheOnion Save a pretzel for the gas jets.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Rick Perry. An honorable, moral man.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion response to questions about running a campaign after indictment: "If Hilary can do it, than so can I"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Another unelectable republican.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @J_Superman10Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nailed it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The presidental 1000yd stare. I know I'm not looking at nothin but I look like I'm looking at something you like my glasses?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Here’s what you need to know about Rick Perry: http://onion.com/1IpDXuT pic.twitter.com/QtLV6IUKKP” Do to America what he did to Texas
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@TheOnion@GovernorPerry he's an idiot...the end!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion U sweat too much!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's from Taxas, thats all I need to know - GW and LBJ were dudsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Political Base: Unsettling white guys in wraparound Oakleys"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this seems like straight reporting, less like political humorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion glasses, do not make a moron of this caliber look smarter. You can put a bow on a turd...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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