@mooonyose “@TheOnion: Single-day passes are available for those who might not be able to stay fucked up all weekendpic.twitter.com/zZw5yWxfl1
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@mooonyose “@TheOnion: Single-day passes are available for those who might not be able to stay fucked up all weekendpic.twitter.com/zZw5yWxfl1
@TheOnion @thegreekninja same article you posted about a few days ago, but makes me laugh all the same 
@TheOnion @ChefJonMccauley fancy this?
@TheOnion @msoliviaanne
@TheOnion and smell like shit
@TheOnion In which to enjoy drugs. Buck up with the English.
@TheOnion genius
@TheOnion where the fucks my shoes? I am there!
@TheOnion im crying
@TheOnion @TheeTedSmith did you think we didn't already know this, Ted? Lol
@TheOnion @mynameisclay Why you retweet that man!?! 




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