@TheOnion They said I could become anything. I became obese
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@TheOnion that sun thoughThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HA-HA THE REPUBS READ THIS----------------JISThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I am GrootThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i am a treeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I, am Iron Man.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#SoSassy RT@TheOnion: You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character http://onion.com/1FXcahN pic.twitter.com/aVjhKkSpUs
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@TheOnion and confirmed by Caitlyn JennerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm a bananaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm Batman.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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