@TheOnion I have no doubt the last sentence is the truth
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@TheOnion Amazing! I wonder how many of my co-workers would recognize my descent?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DirectingTitan My current state of mind.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh god. I didn't know those were breakdowns. I thought it was just living.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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