@TheOnion valar morghulis
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@TheOnion yeah pmuch.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if only it were true it would be more effectiveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion dream jobThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SamanthaBrown Well, that's super morbid! Btw, I completely agree w/ u! You do have the best job in the world; You're so lucky!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@gabrielmalor wow a TRUE onion article!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion With our shoes and belts off and our pockets empty and our laptops out.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thats sorry no way the govt is funding this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It is hard to remain vigilant and not let an important job become routine and boring. When the latter happens, there are mistakes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "And I died on the day I went to work for the TSA."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - The Onion strikes again. Funny, if it wasn't true. Regards, - MWThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@patmiletich Thats why TSA means thousands standing around! Another way for government to flaw job numbers!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion too funny!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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