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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Jun 2015

    Study: Chimps Have The Mental Ability To Cook Food http://onion.com/1FuxaZL  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/B7BOYfvA0O

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      1. Dawson Kent‏ @daws6 4 Jun 2015
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        @theonion @alexwhit34

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Is that a Fraternity?

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      1. Allie‏ @manicallie 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion don't worry, Mr. Visser, it'll come to nil at some point. :)

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      1. Andrew Osborne‏ @AndrewDocklands 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Yeah but they always over-do the banana essence..

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      1. russmckay‏ @russmckay 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion ...and they'll work for minimum wage.

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      1. Chad Taylor‏ @ChadTaylor_TX 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion So what, I have mental ability to cook, but I choose to go to McDonalds and eat that crap.Let me know when they invent a McDonalds

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      1. c s‏ @SouthernGirl_56 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion I have been to some restaurants where the monkeys have been top chefs.

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      1. Shakshi‏ @sakredkow 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion yea. When your epistemology is grounded in "studies" a simian is an accurate comparison

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      1. UselessInformation ❓‏ @WhatIsJeopardy 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion #ComplimentYourselfIn4Words chimps are no competitionpic.twitter.com/mXmgMaMyMt

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      1. Bob McKay‏ @tartanbobmckay 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion for the last time...thats Malky McKay...and the quote still applies!

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      1. Monster That Challenged the World‏ @ixzist 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Pretty soon, they'll be wearing porkpie hats and opening foodcarts in Portland!

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      1. Jake Schroeder‏ @bluejake14star 3 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion Not sure I had that until age 23 or so.

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