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@TheOnion Is that a Fraternity?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't worry, Mr. Visser, it'll come to nil at some point. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah but they always over-do the banana essence..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...and they'll work for minimum wage.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So what, I have mental ability to cook, but I choose to go to McDonalds and eat that crap.Let me know when they invent a McDonaldsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I have been to some restaurants where the monkeys have been top chefs.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yea. When your epistemology is grounded in "studies" a simian is an accurate comparisonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion#ComplimentYourselfIn4Words chimps are no competitionpic.twitter.com/mXmgMaMyMt
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@TheOnion for the last time...thats Malky McKay...and the quote still applies!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pretty soon, they'll be wearing porkpie hats and opening foodcarts in Portland!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not sure I had that until age 23 or so.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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