@TheOnion They actually already get 6 months and it's called parents leave, not paternity leave.
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@TheOnion brilliant. Mums need the most support and help at this time in their lives. It's a period of great adjustment.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol "Dent Remover"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thank you for the laughsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion you guys or girls just really crack me up LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The Onion is the new Gospel. lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What the hell :-(Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion meh you can do funnierThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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