@TheOnion Cases Of Glitter Lung On The Rise Among Elementary-School Art Teachers http://onion.com/1ANydZ7 pic.twitter.com/RaED7aOMx1 @RubinPingk
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@TheOnion Cases Of Glitter Lung On The Rise Among Elementary-School Art Teachers http://onion.com/1ANydZ7 pic.twitter.com/RaED7aOMx1 @RubinPingk
@Phill_nTheBlank @TheOnion Phill, what have you done??? ;)
@TheOnion do they exhale glitter air? ;)
@TheOnion THIS IS WHY WE'RE HAVING A NATIONAL PROBLEM WITH TEACHING OUR KIDS. KIDS ARE TEACHING KIDShttp://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhvvN7gNQi6fWvTpX2 …
@TheOnion @e_anagram Perils of crafting.
“@TheOnion: Cases Of Glitter Lung On The Rise Among Elementary-School Art Teachers http://onion.com/1ANydZ7 pic.twitter.com/IF2hD0yvK8” 
@TheOnion You know, there may be some truth to this.
@TheOnion Also strippers.
@TheOnion Oh noez, they're becoming vampires!
@TheOnion most of the glitter probably came from when they became strippers to pay for college.
@TheOnion Tragic AND festive...
@TheOnion *strippers
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