@TheOnion Go, gals, go.
Class of 2015-Don't do EITHER! 




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@TheOnion@BuxtonJulia Typical. A great waste of talent and intelligence.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion consistency matters.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion consistently portrays women as getting the short end of the stick in life. It must come from a sense of white frat-boy guilt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why choose?#WeCanHaveItAllThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BecketAdams OMG this is my favorite lol!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can't the 21st century woman have both?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion some have both!
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@TheOnion not gonna lie this was a ballsy one.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion my wife has something to look forward toThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the lesser evil, one would supppse.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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