Keep away from Jack Warner “@TheOnion #Blatter Resigns From FIFA With Generous Severance Bribe http://onion.com/1Id7PdZ pic.twitter.com/Mjf1M63ggS
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Keep away from Jack Warner “@TheOnion #Blatter Resigns From FIFA With Generous Severance Bribe http://onion.com/1Id7PdZ pic.twitter.com/Mjf1M63ggS
@TheOnion @GBhattD
@TheOnion @leftocentre meanwhile Wall Street bankers getting on fixing economy & being paid accordingly. Talk about US double standards!!!
@TheOnion @JorritNuijens Hij verandert als een Blatter aan de boom
@TheOnion @paddyhoey Can we vote for what to sever? Penalties, perhaps?
@TheOnion John Oliver is going to be drinking Budweiser Beer!!!
@TheOnion HI, Jack Warner!
@TheOnion Did it include plane tickets to a country with no extradition law?
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@TheOnion ha ha this got 1000 +retweets
@TheOnion @JeffreyCarlisle Mock = truth needs to change https://youtu.be/Z0Ux0l7IOIc Putin, Water sales, FIFA a scary combo
“@TheOnion: Sepp Blatter Resigns From FIFA With Generous Severance Bribe http://onion.com/1Id7PdZ pic.twitter.com/uZbqK1IUgy” @horan71
@TheOnion Jack Warner is probably scratching his head wondering what happened to HIS severance bribe!
@TheOnion @bobfescoe @jchriswo love this...
@TheOnion @bobfescoe @jchriswo missed attachment, article about FIFA pres resigned with a nice bribe severance.
@TheOnion @AlexJKirby This may end up NOT being far from the truth. #GoldenParachute
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