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@TheOnion@SethOtter Where the fuck is Bowser on hereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@CarrieKeagan So, bottom center is for Troy McClure?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion dear god
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@TheOnion can I masturbate to a half finished bowl of Captain Crunch without feeling like a weirdo? I mean, it's 2015! Get it in the book!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sailfish


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@TheOnion this is one of those stories where i wonder which came first? the picture or the headlineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No Caitlyn Jenner? Why do you hate trans?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What? If I can't fap to teddy bears then what is the point of life?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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