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@TheOnion I think you just found the inspiration for the next@DisneyPixar film.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't sell them short - they're waaaaay smarter than you think.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@bigwhiteball Its smarter than alot of people who perch on the yellow strip. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion Or a kindhearted personThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@BigJoeBastardi ...he COULD use a helping hand in his panic and confusionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AnnCoulter Hop on subway and go to Roosevelt Island to meet Hillary but don't cut in line.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I know this little guy! He's the friend of Russell the Pigeonhttp://bit.ly/183HsqAThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AnnCoulter I've glimpsed birds down there a few times frantically trying to find the way out....sad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Shit gone down... Pigeon That Flew Down Into Subway Going To Need All His Wits To Get Out Of This One http://www.theonion.com/r/50554 via
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@TheOnion my spirit animal!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion God speed!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@AnnCoulter Hell, "Pigeons" walk out of the subway dailyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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