@TheOnion Lindsey Graham isn't running to be POTUS, he's running to be First Lady.
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@TheOnion@Anti_Gnostic Percent Of Body Mass That Is Homosexual: 100%Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @BumblingUSA@porter14159 @trifonaki Queerness Quotient: As a $3 bill.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is he gay?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RealTimers .bad news Always sounds better if delivered with a southern accent.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If it wasn't for Mcdonalds sweet tea, i'd probably kill someone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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