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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 May 2015

    This Week Last Year: Taco Bell Warns Employees Against Directly Exposing Skin To Food http://onion.com/1AG2OI3 pic.twitter.com/8XOrwFKtxr

    9:15 AM - 31 May 2015
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      1. GM Shane  🎲Is heading to MACE Nov,9-11‏ @RunklePlaysGame 31 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @mainemoosetrax its almost as if its true.. Did they not just announce they are switching to an all natural menu lol ?

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      2. Lake Walker‏ @Lakewalk3r 31 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Viekiee

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      3. viekie‏ @Viekiee 31 May 2015
        Replying to @Lakewalk3r

        @donttoochmeh @TheOnion es tru you should see the kitchen

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      1.  🐒‏ @vulgarratwitch 31 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @Sarahnisenson

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      2. Rachael Chiarelli MS‏ @ChiarelliTrainr 31 May 2015
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        @TheOnion if you can't even come into contact with it, how is it safe to ingest?

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      3. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 31 May 2015
        Replying to @ChiarelliTrainr

        @17FitnessQueen @TheOnion once it's inside of you, stomach juices neutralize most of the active ingredients. And for the rest - well, #YOLO

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Rachael Chiarelli MS‏ @ChiarelliTrainr 31 May 2015
        Replying to @YGalanter

        @YGalanter @TheOnion so it's magically safe for consumers to touch? Makes Sense. Sounds like @tacobell cares a lot abt its customers

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      5. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 31 May 2015
        Replying to @ChiarelliTrainr

        @17FitnessQueen please tell me you're kidding. You *are* aware of what kind of publication @TheOnion is?

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      6. Rachael Chiarelli MS‏ @ChiarelliTrainr 31 May 2015
        Replying to @YGalanter

        @YGalanter @TheOnion no! That's why I was asking! What is it?

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      7. Comfortably Numb‏ @YGalanter 31 May 2015
        Replying to @ChiarelliTrainr

        @17FitnessQueen satirical. Though very often they're not far from the truth

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      8. Rachael Chiarelli MS‏ @ChiarelliTrainr 31 May 2015
        Replying to @YGalanter

        @YGalanter gotcha! Lol thanks for clearing that up for me. Seemed legit enough considering it is taco hell! Good to know for future ref

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      1. Chad Allen‏ @chadallenmagic 31 May 2015
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        @TheOnion silly onion, there's nothing resembling food at Taco Bell.

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      1. hair39k‏ @hair39k 31 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @Alex_Skuby Thank goodness I havent eaten there in years..

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      1. Sal Manacotti‏ @WheresSal 31 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Taco Bell Warns Employees Against Directly Exposing Skin To Food http://onion.com/1AG2OI3  pic.twitter.com/ROsEzNGBZ5” @mharrelson79

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      1. Oracl3‏ @Oracl3 31 May 2015
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        @TheOnion And yet they expect us to eat it. Not me! Not ever!

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      1. Analisa Carrillo‏ @analisa912 8 Jun 2015
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        @TheOnion @thedomesticman Lol this is comical!

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      1. $‏ @FEELINGMYLOOK 31 May 2015
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        @TheOnion buanca @biancamorrison_

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      1. Dewey WIse‏ @drumdork1952 31 May 2015
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        @TheOnion and why is there food contaminated?

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