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@TheOnion New start up: decorative, hand blown, fetal display jarsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This guy is great. A giant among politicians. Speak truth to power. Keep punching upwards.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought his signature look was the sweater vest...#factcheckThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh god, imagaine if he discovered another race. The Santorums of Regulus 9.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Santorum is laser focused on all kinds of sex. He's spent all his days out of congress studying gay sex positions and he's ready.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I feel like maybe he's slippd me a mickey. I'm not going to like this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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