“@TheOnion: Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed http://onion.com/1KBDbvq pic.twitter.com/EefyhVCEGg” how is this "news"?
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“@TheOnion: Desire To Ejaculate Motivates Local Christian To Wed http://onion.com/1KBDbvq pic.twitter.com/EefyhVCEGg” how is this "news"?
@helenhelgason_ @TheOnion it's The Onion. It's intentionally not news. It's satire.
@TheOnion @AnderIanson literally just LAUGHED out loud at this RT
@ryles19 hahahahaha same here. OH MY GOD THAT IS FUNNY
@ryles19 read the article. you will lose your shit
@TheOnion @bob_hound Oh yes, I received an invitation to his wedding, it had "come" in it.
@TheOnion @ShawnD_502 Yes!!!!
@ShawnD_502 Not much homey! Taking a rare look at the Twitterverse. What's new with you?
@ShawnD_502 LOM at the brick alley June 12 w Slugger....you gonna be around?
@TheOnion @FallofRhodes although this is satire, they really are out there. Thank goodness for nocturnal emissions, eh?
@TheOnion @FallofRhodes it's allowed if you blow a wad into an onion, cored of course with a pineapple corer.
@TheOnion it appears the inability-to-inconspicuously-transition-topic-to-politics-trolls are out
@TheOnion @HollyRMDodson holly why
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