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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 May 2015

    Fire Department Deploys Unmarked Trucks http://onion.com/1d2gAda pic.twitter.com/Q8OR74lcRq

    1:32 PM - 28 May 2015
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    19 replies 705 retweets 1,071 likes
      1. bidoof fan 03425‏ @UJustGotCarled 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion that'll surely fool those fires

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      1. ronald miller‏ @rm27hotrod1 29 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I like it, its modern, polished I think it will stand out at nite, maybe it.wont get hit.

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      1. Tahoe Larry‏ @MattgG93 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @YMCMBk

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      1. Noleggio Alghero‏ @algherorentacar 12 Oct 2015
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        @TheOnion modern, polished

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      1. Rose Gold‏ @RoseSpitznogle 11 Aug 2015
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        @TheOnion @moabmoron That looks Bitchin'! I said Bitchin', I like that word.

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      1. Eileen Murphy‏ @chipsy231 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @brianjdamico That's funny.

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      1. Greg Estes‏ @Greg5119 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @estes51r

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      1. seymour‏ @seymour066 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Kappaquiddick‏ @Kappaquiddick 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion The Mennonites nod in approval.

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      1. trevialaniealex‏ @trevialanieale5 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion they drove the truck into a fire or something g

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      1. Silversalty‏ @Silversalty 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Done already. It was called chartreuse.

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      1. Kevin Eric Snell  ☹‏ @KevEnoch 28 May 2015
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        Holy shit, something funny from @TheOnion! Been a few years

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      1. Manuel Recount‏ @mrecount 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion you really get my kind of humor

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      1. Fuckaroo-McGoo Zer0  🇨🇦‏ @AxholetheGreat 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I don't see it.

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      1. gerica‏ @primanirules 28 May 2015
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