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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 May 2015

    Dead Teen Had Pretty Terrible Life Ahead Of Him, Parents Report http://onion.com/1eAAkWo pic.twitter.com/aObXF78iBs

    12:54 PM - 28 May 2015
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      1. nahh‏ @T_Durica 28 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion if anyone actually read the article instead of crying about the title they would find its comedy gold as always.

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      1. Sanguinary eBook‏ @AberrantWhimsy 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion That man is trying to explode his wife's head with his mind

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      1. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion They probably had to scramble to crop, enlarge, and frame that photo of him after he died.

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      1. Tim collins‏ @Timmyitis 29 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @joey_fmf is that site legit or a piss take?

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      1. Geoffrey Silverstein‏ @GeoffreySilvers 29 May 2015
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        @TheOnion no longer going to follow you

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      1. Oatman‏ @Oatmanmugs 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion the parents regret spending all that money at the orthodontist

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      1. trevialaniealex‏ @trevialanieale5 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion how he died he look he was on drugs

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      1. Leon Wagner‏ @leon_wagner 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion “Dead teens” are not comedic fodder. You apparently didn’t know.

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      2. Sandra‏ @bcbc0110 28 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Dead Teen Had Pretty Terrible Life Ahead Of Him, Parents Report http://onion.com/1eAAkWo  pic.twitter.com/PeogBQ4Wk3” a bit insensitive

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      3. Patrick Candy‏ @patrickcarr_ 31 May 2015
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        @bcbc0110 @TheOnion Relax, it'd satire.

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      1. Sorella Poverella‏ @holyholyholy5 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Today I walked out of church and the funeral guys were there, and I wondered, WHY NOT ME????!!!!!!

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      1. BarbSchickEllison‏ @AuntGert 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion wrong turn here.

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      1. Meh.‏ @crimsonCHEM 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion rotfl.

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      1. Charles Cosimano‏ @cwcosimano 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion No loss to anyone.

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      1. Alex.  🐀 🐀 🐀‏ @supernaturalgrl 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion oh god

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      2. Jon xHammster‏ @Max_Kapusta 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @mickeydawgra this one dark enough?

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      3. Mickey‏ @mickeydawgra 28 May 2015
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        @MaxOnRaxOnMax @TheOnion ahaha brb applying for a writing job at the onion

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      1. Benjamin Fisher‏ @bennyfish19 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @KingslyFishao lol

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      1. Cheermomwon‏ @Kimmi4848 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion what the hell?!!!

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