@TheOnion if anyone actually read the article instead of crying about the title they would find its comedy gold as always.
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@TheOnion That man is trying to explode his wife's head with his mindThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They probably had to scramble to crop, enlarge, and frame that photo of him after he died.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @joey_fmf is that site legit or a piss take?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion no longer going to follow youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the parents regret spending all that money at the orthodontistThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion how he died he look he was on drugsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion “Dead teens” are not comedic fodder. You apparently didn’t know.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Dead Teen Had Pretty Terrible Life Ahead Of Him, Parents Report http://onion.com/1eAAkWo pic.twitter.com/PeogBQ4Wk3” a bit insensitive
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@TheOnion Today I walked out of church and the funeral guys were there, and I wondered, WHY NOT ME????!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wrong turn here.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion rotfl.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No loss to anyone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ahaha brb applying for a writing job at the onion
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@TheOnion what the hell?!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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