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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 May 2015

    Tech Industry Employees Drinking Liquid Meals To Work Longer Hours http://www.theonion.com/r/50528tsd  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/1upK6u27il

    8:02 AM - 28 May 2015
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      1. Thomas Farvour‏ @farvour 29 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @ohlol that's great!

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      1. Embrace the Daddy‏ @Tzisorey 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @Dirty_Tiger Odd...I could've sworn The Onion used to be a satirical site....

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      1. Olaf Alex‏ @olaf_alex 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @pmarca Seems close to reality.pic.twitter.com/BwGO17AHFd

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      1. Mallory Amanda‏ @MissMallibu 28 May 2015
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        Omg RT @TheOnion: Tech Industry Employees Drinking Liquid Meals To Work Longer Hours http://www.theonion.com/r/50528tsd pic.twitter.com/vxiRgqRGRn

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      1. Glen Griffiths‏ @griffglen 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @pmarca what's new? worked for me ... although the 70s/80s 'liquid lunch' now somewhat frowned upon #LetsBringItBack

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      1. Cliuthulu‏ @aerialdomo 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I love @soylent! ❤️ 😎

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      1. Chad Allen‏ @chadallenmagic 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion it's called coffee

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      2. Steve‏ @sddc_steve 28 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @plankers just like Mad Men minus the liquor and preadorty stuff but all the arrogance. Not totally awful, but get a true life.

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      3. Steve‏ @sddc_steve 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @plankers and yes I directed that at the real world. It's like the gamer going for 200hrs straight and dying.

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      4. Bob Plankers‏ @plankers 28 May 2015
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        @sddc_steve No disagreement here. Also:http://m.aol.com/article/2015/05/19/woman-gives-birth-at-internet-cafe-goes-back-to-game/21185230/ …

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      5. End of conversation
      1. me‏ @Socks420 29 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I know that feel

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      1. s c o o t‏ @ohlol 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @robey "RPG Champion"

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      1. Caronna Anthonyj‏ @19carant46 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @pmarca WHY..??

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      1. Fix Fixster‏ @FixFixster 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @pmarca I know a lot of sales guys that have liquid meals too

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      2. Whatever the Halloween equiv to "Ice Ice Davey" is‏ @IanDavey773 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @zeynep ++productivity, to offset the --productivity that is the open plan office. This is absurd. http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/12/30/google-got-it-wrong-the-open-office-trend-is-destroying-the-workplace/ …

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      3. Whatever the Halloween equiv to "Ice Ice Davey" is‏ @IanDavey773 28 May 2015
        Replying to @IanDavey773

        @TheOnion @zeynep (and by that I mean the very-real Soylent fad, not whatever the Onion is on about today)

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      1. Fix Fixster‏ @FixFixster 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @pmarca We need more workers like this.

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      1. #ruthlessattimes‏ @ruthfw13 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion In recognition of their dedication, tech industry distributes free catheters.

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      1. Alison Tinker‏ @atinker 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Are you referring to green smoothies? You know thats a thing, right?

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