@TheOnion "This is McDonald's we're talking about. Half the reason I come here in the first place is so I can behave like a total animal."
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@Brozephh “@TheOnion: Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup http://onion.com/1FPdNPH pic.twitter.com/TJx5522Bk7”
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@cdgerstung it's a privilege, not a right
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@TheOnion this is legit one of the funniest things I have read in weeksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ASAP_ACE “@TheOnion: Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup http://onion.com/1FPdNPH pic.twitter.com/L8nEyaRDDC”
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@TheOnion Funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WOW someone was hugger LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion waaaaay to many dumbass disrespectful people in the worldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion corn syrup!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion may I place the ketchup on my fries?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 2009? Talk about belabouring a point....#passthemustardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup http://onion.com/1FPdNPH pic.twitter.com/sD5wOsTNoC
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@TheOnion if you eat that crap, you deserve whatever you get!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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