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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 May 2015

    In Focus: Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35 http://www.theonion.com/r/1199tsd pic.twitter.com/fDQgNDr0HG

    1:14 PM - 27 May 2015
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      2. J Herskowitz‏Verified account @jherskowitz 27 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny b/c it's often true. “@TheOnion: Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35 http://www.theonion.com/r/1199tsd  pic.twitter.com/8JOBuzNXMC”

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      3. Dave Haynes‏ @haynes_dave 27 May 2015
        Replying to @jherskowitz

        @jherskowitz I put on 90s radio this weekend whilst decorating. It was amazing.

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      4. J Herskowitz‏Verified account @jherskowitz 27 May 2015
        Replying to @haynes_dave

        @haynes_dave I actually listened to some obligatory "memorial day weekend classic rock countdown" radio shows while driving last weekend.

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      1. Brian Lacefield‏ @BLacefield 27 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35 http://www.theonion.com/r/1199tsd  pic.twitter.com/9Cg9sx8zxK” "Bye, Bye Ms. American Pie"

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      1. Courtney‏ @WcourtneyW 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @katttburnham

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      1. Don Gato‏ @nose_cualquiera 28 May 2015
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        @TheOnion im older and still stuck with morrissey and still discover new music as Sia

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      1. Russ Brown‏ @Russ_B66 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Promoted and Failed‏ @Promoted_Failed 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion nice of his brother to introduce him to Van Halen while in the womb

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      1. Tim Rudall‏ @thetimmyrudall 27 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35 http://www.theonion.com/r/1199tsd  pic.twitter.com/xykUeiSaT5” > too close to home...

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      1. Rick Kelley‏ @OnetruthRick 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I am soon to be 36 and about a year ago, 10.8 months to be precise, a cacophonous shockwave of musical apathy radiated in my soul.

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      1. Erik Lubbock‏ @jenerikimages 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion To quote Grandpa Simpson (quavery voice) "it'll happen to you."

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      1. Mark Price‏ @Jack31ish 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I haven't brought an album or song since I turned 35. Jesus titty-fucking-H Christ, this is true!

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      1. HowlinCakehorn‏ @HowlinCakehorn 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I agree with Same Four Guys, only poseurs don't buy a t-shirt.

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      1. Jonathan Charron‏ @joncharron 27 May 2015
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        Another lost soul... “@TheOnion: In Focus: Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35 http://www.theonion.com/r/1199tsd  pic.twitter.com/c3OgRAkdQx”

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      1. Vince Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer  🗝‏ @MrVinnieSays 27 May 2015
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        No, goddamnit. “@TheOnion: In Focus: Lifelong Love Affair With Music Ends At Age 35 http://www.theonion.com/r/1199tsd  pic.twitter.com/NqtAQ3sH4k”

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      1. Deadsurfer‏ @TheDeadSurfer 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I'm 35 is it almost over for me too?

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      1. annmarie‏ @120095Allen 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion hahahahahah thats so funny yike or die

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