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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 May 2015

    Here are some ways to prevent childhood obesity: http://www.theonion.com/r/50517tsd pic.twitter.com/o0xlM7S6Mu

    11:25 AM - 27 May 2015
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      1. mvang‏ @tigerlotusvang 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion That last one...ROFL

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      2. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @revolutioncafee The cheapest, healthiest, most delectable, ethical food available at Ramsgate Evolution Café makes treats easier!

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      3. Evolution Cafe‏ @evolution_cafe 27 May 2015
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        @CryptozoologC @TheOnion exactly that Carrie! Gratitude for spreading our message xx

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      1. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Getting the acts of growing and making food part of their daily lives is really healthy on many levels.💚pic.twitter.com/WL5jPYatZJ

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      2. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion 3 yrs and knows how to use a screwdriver to recycle old wooden speakers to replace plastic planters. & why!pic.twitter.com/bTqbn8oz5t

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      3. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Toby keeps his own rechargeable batteries and knows how to use them! In ex-shelves now sandpit! 💚Gardeners!pic.twitter.com/2Wg72rYT95

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      1. Ben Dover‏ @GollyThatsNeat 29 May 2015
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        @TheOnion "Some research has shown that pressuring children to lose weight can also lead to obesity, so good luck."

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      1. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Toby, naturally skeletal, Ani naturally plump! Raw veg a daily norm. They graze on cereal, fruit, nuts, seeds, yoghurt and cheese.

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      1. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Fresh air and exercise isn't a chore to them! Yet. Too poor for sports clubs✌ Cycle! Dance! Walk to shops!💚pic.twitter.com/mDdromy91o

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      1. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Once a parameter is set, he views extra game time as a treat, not a given. Sandpit, scooter, swingpark, playing, music...go on! 💚👍

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      1. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Toby is permitted an hour of gaming in the evening and to watch clips and cartoons as rewards while eating! Helps literacy too!💚

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      1. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion oops THAN not THEN of course, sorry!

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      1. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion It struck me as more tragic then funny. My two know WHY they are organic, gluten free home bakers,veg growers and juicers.Age 5,3

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      2. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I feel like an ungrateful snootypants every time I have to refuse zealously given sweets as impromptu treats given to my two...💚😊

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      3. Carrie‏ @CryptozoologC 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion In the 90's it was p.c. to check with parents before offering kids (chemical/sugar habit forming!) sweets...what happened?😦

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      1. VinceLeone310‏ @VinceLeone310 27 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Here are some ways to prevent childhood obesity: http://www.theonion.com/r/50517tsd  pic.twitter.com/jI5TMIMZZv” Dont feed your kids trash food!

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