@TheOnion the reason the world is in such dire straights is because no one remembers shit from a week ago let alone any measurable time span
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@TheOnion yes! Bill Paxton is the Man!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Game Over Man !" except for Bill of course#PrivateHudsonThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How could we forget the President in "Independence Day"?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Five more years and Bill Paxton will be perfect for the lead in "The Bill Belichick Story."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126220/ … He was good in A Bright Shining Lie too ...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion when did he turn into Bill Belicheck?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I only remember him in apollo 13 so I can do the 6 steps to kevin baconThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bill Paxton never forgetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is true and it can actually make me sad at times lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wait, isn't that bill pullman?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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