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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 May 2015

    "This is an aspect of the human condition everyone except me must grapple with." – Bill Paxton http://www.theonion.com/r/50511tsd pic.twitter.com/GDFl2CHYTh

    11:29 AM - 26 May 2015
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      1. Judi‏ @judithshaw2 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion the reason the world is in such dire straights is because no one remembers shit from a week ago let alone any measurable time span

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      1. Denis Avram‏ @AbrahamTheos 27 May 2015
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        @TheOnion yes! Bill Paxton is the Man!

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      1. David Morgan‏ @icanbeblankuser 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion "Game Over Man !" except for Bill of course #PrivateHudson

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      1. Michael Brennan‏ @MikeBrennan330 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion How could we forget the President in "Independence Day"?

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      1. Ken Simon‏ @KenSimonSays 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Five more years and Bill Paxton will be perfect for the lead in "The Bill Belichick Story."

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      1. Erik Weissengruber‏ @epWeissengruber 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126220/ … He was good in A Bright Shining Lie too ...

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      1. Mackenzie Vogt‏ @mackenzievogt 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion when did he turn into Bill Belicheck?

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      1. Ben‏ @Welshnutter33 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I only remember him in apollo 13 so I can do the 6 steps to kevin bacon

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      1. Stan Rezaee‏ @stan_rezaee 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Bill Paxton never forget

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      1. Rafael Mertin‏ @RafaelMertinLJR 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion This is true and it can actually make me sad at times lol

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      1. hannistan‏ @wendistag 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion wait, isn't that bill pullman?

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