@TheOnion @Chet_Kincaid And when he's done someone is going to get a bone in.
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@Barbara102006@TheOnion It is a function of maturity, not simply fatherhood, to aspire to hot, juicy meat.
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@TheOnion: Study: Average Father Thinks About Sealing In Meat’s Juices 4 To 5 Hours A Day http://www.theonion.com/r/50457tsd pic.twitter.com/6bZR9zLFUQ”
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@TheOnion That's it. I'm a lesbian. <but with regard to searing in the juices of seafood.>Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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