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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 May 2015

    Hillary Clinton Campaign Shuts Down After Blowing Through $2 Billion In First Month http://www.theonion.com/r/50461tsd pic.twitter.com/3InrnX7HId

    12:00 PM - 24 May 2015
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      1. lakshmi narayana‏ @Chinni95969861 26 May 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Aaron Sarlo‏ @Frankenbastard 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion "Clinton" and "blowing" in the same headline?? What is this, 1998??

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      1. Patrick Troup‏ @ptroup34 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I hate when that happens. #firstworldproblems

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      1. Norman Dong‏ @EarthPlannr 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Presidential fund raising & spending are a scandal, no matter which party you are talking about. Too much money/little substance.

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      1. Gus  💈‏ @GusZernial 25 May 2015
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        MT“@TheOnion: Hillary Clinton Campaign Shuts Down After Blowing Through $2 Billion In First Month” Scooby-vans aren't free. #OhHillNo

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      1. Lostmyleggins‏ @lostmyleggins 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @GovtsTheProblem shouldn't have left that $1.5 billion tip at chipotle

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      1. Lisa A Godley‏ @lisaglove 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion LOL Not on your life!

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      1. Adrian Blake - PURE BREXIT IS A STRONGER BRITAIN‏ @Blakenburg8 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @richardcalhoun I feel sorry for the ordinary American People who see their political class waste money.But that's USA democracy

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      1. jwm‏ @judywmiller 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @richardcalhoun-'Dead Broke' Hillary just can't seem to get a break. Heh.

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      1. raymond smallwood‏ @raysmallwood 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion what a big fat waist!

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      1. catherine annette‏ @anantucketlady 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Clinton's take in 100 million in 16 months...Foundation. Bill took in/; Hill made deals w/foreign countries while in St. Dept.

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      1. catherine annette‏ @anantucketlady 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Has $ problems all way around. Clinton's have $130 Million; only 10% of their foundation goes to charity.

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      1. Kurz Weber‏ @Infinite_Jive 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion No way. 2 billion in a month?

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      1. BecauseImWil  💎 🎧‏ @BecauseImWil 24 May 2015
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        Damn you @TheOnion ! You almost had me on that one. 😜

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      1. Michael A Glasgoe‏ @MGlasgowspring 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion now what

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      2. Comedy for Good‏ @comedyforgood 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @Silversalty So is trying to be cool!http://nyti.ms/1SxQbon 

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      3. Silversalty‏ @Silversalty 24 May 2015
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        @comedyforgood @TheOnion Was at an eviction party on roof of Gretsch building about 2000. Mega-million$ trust fund kiddies fit cool Hillary.

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