@TheOnion didn’t realize you guys were branching out to “real” news and think pieces, instead of just satire.
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@TheOnion Sad state of affairs. Teacher are required to have a Masters degree, and recert every 5 years with grad classes. Eggs over easy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@GregConlin@TheOnion not from me, for I love older women!
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@TheOnion wish this was actually funny or untrue...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sadly, not necessarily parody.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If by some miracle the tchr is hired over the hs girl,she'll actually pull more money.bonus:her kids can opnly mock her now.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheCoachCrow this isn't even satirical! Story of my lifeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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