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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 24 May 2015

    This Week’s Top Story: http://www.theonion.com/r/50480tsd pic.twitter.com/IJpC32rfjJ

    9:00 AM - 24 May 2015
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      2. steven brooke‏ @steventbrooke 24 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        CC @dannyjbrooke @TheOnion: This Week’s Top Story: http://www.theonion.com/r/50480tsd pic.twitter.com/ykqkEJhp9F

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      3. Danny Brooke‏ @dannyjbrooke 24 May 2015
        Replying to @steventbrooke

        @steventbrooke guy I sold to was going to convert it to biodiesel. I don't know much abt cars, but I thought it had to be diesel to start w/

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      4. Blue»Tweety«Bird‏ @Tweetn2You 24 May 2015
        Replying to @dannyjbrooke

        @dannyjbrooke Could of meant engine swap/conversion to run BioDiesel. Engines that can handle Higher Cylinder Compression could run Diesel..

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Korey P‏ @IamKoKoPuffs 25 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: This Week’s Top Story: http://www.theonion.com/r/50480tsd  pic.twitter.com/dvLuMigWbe”@More_Du4

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      1. Nick servino‏ @NicServino 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I just got an iTunes card code for free! :Dhttp://linkbitty.com/eZnBp 

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      2. Ken Thornhill‏ @kenthornhill 24 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: This Week’s Top Story: http://www.theonion.com/r/50480tsd  pic.twitter.com/twlD29ISGd” @breckcard

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      3. Jason Flood‏ @breckcard 24 May 2015
        Replying to @kenthornhill

        @kenthornhill @TheOnion Mine was a 1998, with 280,000 miles....I can only imagine how many miles the 1993s have

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      1. Chad Saliba‏ @ChadSaliba 24 May 2015
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        "@TheOnion: This Week’s Top Story: http://www.theonion.com/r/50480tsd  pic.twitter.com/pCFGob9twF" @sieropoli - I thought of you immediately.

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      1. Travis Johnson‏ @tjohnson826 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @taken4Granted9 @ematson5897

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      1.  🇨🇲‏ @FINALLEVEL237 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @Wilfried_Y @GET_MULLAH HAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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      1. Roland Yanez‏ @R_A_Yanez 24 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Haha, 3 years too late!

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      1. Randy Braun‏ @randbot 24 May 2015
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        As someone who still owns a '93 Corolla, ouch! “@TheOnion: This Week’s Top Story: http://www.theonion.com/r/50480tsd  pic.twitter.com/Gv3FCimM9M”

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