@TheOnion I still haven't figured how to adjust my chair either. #ThanksObama
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@LatendresseP@TheOnion can't wait until he launches national seat adjustment program,#ObamaChair
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@TheOnion Absolutely the most evil president ever.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion or anything else.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Bill Clinton lowered it for "personal reasons"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lool time to invest in a booster seat Mr prezThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion as long as he adjusts the budgetThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he tries hard though. I'll give him thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ha, maybe someone pranked him with quicksand under his desk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion & He makes life changing decisions for the US & world?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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