@TheOnion Makes you wonder if he'd know to thoroughly clean the leeks first or if he'd just behead the person who complained about the grit.
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@TheOnion "Highlighted text in copy of The Joy Of Cooking that revealed bin Laden either made or was planning to make potato leek soup"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion They found the book My Pet Goat.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stories like this only serve to martyr him further. Oh onion, why must you hate freedom?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't show that faceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fat Burning Kitchen, 101 Anti-aging Foods, Truthaboutabs Etc http://bit.ly/1eiV4ltThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No mention of the smoking gun--the ham and cheese on rye?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I don't get jokesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion All I see is a detailed map of my house with a red ring around my room, saying "start Sharia Law here"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion honestly, if you're from the right place... could be believable....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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