@TheOnion Pro: I can finally afford to eat at one of the restaurants I work at.
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@TheOnion lmao yass they will all drive bentleys tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Mr. Peanut or Eustace Tilley?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@happydavid81 all the "better jobs" are being sent overseas by corporate men who want to cut down costs by hiring cheaper labor
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@TheOnion the pros are better then the consThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: CON: Awkwardness of being served by cashiers wearing top hats and monocles http://www.theonion.com/r/50476tsd pic.twitter.com/hIAnQ1LlIs”
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