@TheOnion some people r natural born BRAGGERS
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@TheOnion we ruined your life forever, but we'd be just tickled if youde just get the fuck over it already thank you very muchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Best Comedy writing on the netThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion for God sake u fools he lost almost 35 yrs of his life he should get some revenge from d ppl dat put him thereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion WISDOM is Justified of ALL her Children.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion not a shred of evidence.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The System responds "We said 'Oops, my bad.' What more does he want?"
@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ... The best line..."He's obsessed with getting his life back." .... classic...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmfao. Now excuse me while I find my ass. Apparently I just laughed mine off and it's bouncing around the twitterphereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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