@TheOnion Don't forget M*A*S*H where everyone but Alan Alda noted how they'd never work in show business again.
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@TheOnion okay you guys got me on some of those. I honestly can't remember how Friends ended but I feel like your ending wasn't too far of.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Keeping Up with the Kardashians: The family no longer had enough money to pay men to date them. All were >50% plastic.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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