@TheOnion sealing in the juices is a myth! You gotta brown and roast! Source: I'm a dad who thinks about it 4-5 hrs/day
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@TheOnion: Study: Average Father Thinks About Sealing In Meat’s Juices 4 To 5 Hours A Day http://www.theonion.com/r/50457tsd@kevin_mccoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's code for something else right!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Gotta get a work grill...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Study: Avg dad Thinks About Sealing In Meat’s Juices 4-5 Hours/Day http://www.theonion.com/r/50457tsd pic.twitter.com/nSaFeZDbiQ”@daninconover
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@TheOnion: Study: Average Father Thinks About Sealing In Meat’s Juices 4 To 5 Hours A Day - I believe it!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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