"God forbid—those tacky wood chips my sister in Arizona uses" http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/we-must-preserve-the-earths-dwindling-resources-fo-11239 … via @TheOnion @MarciTHouse
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@TheOnion {{{snicker}}}Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Her five kids will be fine! It's the ones that will be here in the next few millenia that won't be fine.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Pristine parody. 100%Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion . So when are u starting to live on air only? Coz anything else will exhaust the resources ultimatelyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's so sad, like not having enough chlorine for the pool. Its so sad. Waaaaa!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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