@TheOnion @TommyfromMalden The executions will continue until morale improves...
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@TheOnion well it won't be anti aircraft gun. They already did that. Too predictableThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Or wishing he had a high position in a somewhat less violent Marxist tyranny, like a US college campus.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How awesome is it when shit is so funny you just tell it like it actually is and you have an Onion storyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ya babyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Firing squad. It's in their articles of constitution.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's all about death and taxes with those people!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Toastmaster5790 great thoughtsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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