“@TheOnion: Breakthrough Procedure Allows Parents To Select Sexiness Of Child http://www.theonion.com/r/50402tsd " We opted for level #Hasselhoff.
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@TheOnion what next as we play God? Where is the line drawn?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ~WKUK did it~Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if only, sigh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Later: Couple aborts child because he is "not cute enough."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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