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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 May 2015

    In Local News: Mother Still Searching For Preschool That Focuses Exclusively On Her Son http://www.theonion.com/r/50387tsd pic.twitter.com/29nIHE0BEF

    7:00 AM - 16 May 2015
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      2. Kate Stalter‏ @KateStalter 16 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I often wonder if commenters understand what The Onion is.

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      3. Andrew Thrasher, CMT‏ @AndrewThrasher 16 May 2015
        Replying to @KateStalter

        @KateStalter @TheOnion I love that they don't! Comments at times funnier than Onion articles (sadly)

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      4. Kate Stalter‏ @KateStalter 16 May 2015
        Replying to @AndrewThrasher

        @AndrewThrasher @TheOnion True! I think some just read headlines, not story. The pictures are also great - designed to fool people!

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      1. Mark Duwe‏ @markduwe 16 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Pre-K is about getting kids used to the idea of being in a room with other kids that are different. Home Schooling doesn't do it.

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      2. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Who would have the BALLS to even think about another child's needs when given the privilage of educating a child named Skyler?

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      3. Rosemary LaColla‏ @RosemaryLaColla 16 May 2015
        Replying to @RosemaryLaColla

        @TheOnion See, if my name was Skyler, I would have known how to spell 'privilege.'

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      1. Meaghan Charlebois‏ @MeaghanCharle 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @twitandrewking and what kind of person will he grow up to be!? glad I send mine to #ChurchillAlternative

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      1. That Girl Snat‏ @Snatbag 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @onlymeredith bahahahahaha

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      1. Live Like A RockStar‏ @NinthCircleFan 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion the preschool that focuses exclusively on one (or two) children is called "Grandma's house". It's very exclusive.

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      1. Panda Bjaar‏ @PandaR00zle 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion uggggg I meet these moms and dads every day when their kids go on a field trip to my aquarium

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      1. Charles Mick) Miller‏ @mickmiller45 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion I can hear the helicopter now....

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      1. Catherine Girod‏ @beadgirl1964 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion She should look into @LosFelizDayCare.

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      1. Hera Cadiddlehopper‏ @HeraKitty 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion if only we didnt see this all the time in real life! Or the vegetarians who go to steak houses and complain about lack of options

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      1. Rita Vargas Moore‏ @babydoll32720 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion perhaps she should start her own..

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      1. Rosemary‏ @RosemaryJ36 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @sacarlin48 Perhaps she could concentrate on him herself or realise that he needs to interact with other children.

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      1. Atom Aunt‏ @MerileeEaton 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Cute.

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      1. Matt Senior‏ @jnrsenior 16 May 2015
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        Dirt > people who think @TheOnion is real

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      1. Atom Aunt‏ @MerileeEaton 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion That would be HER! Home school girlfriend!

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      1. ZH‏ @zmhearon 16 May 2015
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        @TheOnion 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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