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@TheOnion Are they also going to honor double standards??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You know they'll just come out with a new one next year that is more absorbent and has wings.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The new female $20 bill will be valued at approximately $15.50.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's hilariousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion finally, a currency just for me that fits under that glass ceiling!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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