@TheOnion started an article with something other than a subordinate clause! Very exciting!
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@TheOnion and then kicking your own junk.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this process just successfully got me through writing a 12 page paper for grad school#gradschoolproblemsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Me scanning a phosphor-screen ere'day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Attn. Bulls fans “
@TheOnion: Putting Head In Hands, Moaning Quietly Best Way To Get Through Next Several Seconds http://www.theonion.com/r/50435tsd ” -
@bshelly24 The important thing for#Bulls fans is to focus in on the excuses to be used for the next few months. "IF ONLY WE WERE HEALTHY!" -
@TakMacYamada 7 out of 10 espn pundits will still believe the Bulls can win the East post elimination
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@bshelly24 If they get a healthy Derrick Rose, they're clearly the most talented team that's already been eliminated from the playoffs
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