@TheOnion But are we getting worse, or are the goldfish making advances?
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@TheOnion Your point being???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so true. I've gone from novels to comic books

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@TheOnion what?? Did you say somethingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "Humans Now Have Shorter Attention Spans Than Goldfish" Imagine Einstein was a Goldfish, he would write E=mc^3. He loved GarlicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion can you get some new photos already? Geezus.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That explains why The Onion reruns these stories every 10 minutes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What? You lost me. Oooh look a small shiney object!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yay! I can stop comparing myself to a gnat!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah, that sounds about right. At least for me it does.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What an insult to the goldfish!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@genlady9 Yeah ok thanks bye!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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