@TheOnion Nothing can stop a sandwich-boune pathogen, especially the footlong variety.
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@TheOnion I think you made a mistake. Pennsylvania can't be in the Mayo belt. Haven't you ever seen their German potato salad and coleslaw?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I Don't use Hellmans here in the south a real southerners use Duke's which is safeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: CDC Powerless To Stop Spread Of Virulent Mayonnaise-Borne Pathogen http://www.theonion.com/r/2511tsd pic.twitter.com/0eR3EXpbPj”@foundation982
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@TheOnion I have some in my house.... I just ate some the other day. Should I still throw it out? I've had it for a over a monthThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Refrigerate After Opening.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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