.@TheOnion "Vase Emptier" is possibly my favorite fake profession you guys have come up with yet.
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@TheOnion I believe a select few actresses should also be paid millions of dollars to make crappy movies. It is only fair.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Funny 'cause it's true! :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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