@TheOnion Does this mean we need another referendum on mixed-sexiness marriage? #MarRef @ivancorless @dailyedgepic.twitter.com/Y9EWYgTEgL
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@TheOnion Does this mean we need another referendum on mixed-sexiness marriage? #MarRef @ivancorless @dailyedgepic.twitter.com/Y9EWYgTEgL
@TheKreng @TheOnion @dailyedge ...personally I chose all my children based on my sexiness...
@TheOnion "I would like my child to have eyes the color of the ocean, thanks."
@TheOnion @bulbasaurr you did this for avery right
@bulbasaurr @TheOnion did you forget???? wtf sarah how will we know if avery will be a studmuffin or not???
@TheOnion eles não são deus pra fazerem uma coisa dessas
@TheOnion @StitchesNJohns
"@TheOnion: Breakthrough Procedure Allows Parents To Select Sexiness Of Child http://www.theonion.com/r/50402tsd pic.twitter.com/E1rD5mJkXJ"
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