@TheOnion "never gets old", said mom
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@patgarnett33@TheOnion dude I was laughing so hard -
@REEDnSTUFF@TheOnion hahahaha ha I'm still dying, happy Mother's Day
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out http://www.theonion.com/r/32401tsd pic.twitter.com/50l0FckvSY”@northwestjeff
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out http://www.theonion.com/r/32401tsd pic.twitter.com/UrJk4eOhHI”@aakisling
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@TheOnion Nothing compliments a rose, like the smell of sex in the morning.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lol. Where's Daddy?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sorry onion but you can't compete with abc 's story about us gov trying to take over texas ....real news is just strangerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Never too irreverant! Thanks!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ikebarinholtz Apartment. An just sleep All the time. N go on fanboy sites. Looking for a getaway from the stresses of this world -
@TheOnion@ikebarinholtz ike how's the Hugo strange role going in suicide squad yo?
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@TheOnion@ikebarinholtz Especially by chics I don't even know man. Wish I was kidding. So I lock myself away from society in my shitholeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ikebarinholtz ike where do u find a good woman like this bro? I've tried an all I get is ignored,picked on,and told I'm weird.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ikebarinholtz And served a muscle relaxant, apparently!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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