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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 May 2015

    In Focus: Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out http://www.theonion.com/r/32401tsd pic.twitter.com/3vaNnwWogM

    6:31 AM - 10 May 2015
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      2. Another Juan‏ @FlorTheWin 10 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "never gets old", said mom

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      1. Delirious Johnson‏ @DeliriosJohnson 10 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion tasteful

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      2. Pat Garnett‏ @patgarnett33 10 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @REEDnSTUFF 😂

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      3. Nik Reed‏ @REEDandSTUFF 10 May 2015
        Replying to @patgarnett33

        @patgarnett33 @TheOnion dude I was laughing so hard

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      4. Pat Garnett‏ @patgarnett33 10 May 2015
        Replying to @REEDandSTUFF

        @REEDnSTUFF @TheOnion hahahaha ha I'm still dying, happy Mother's Day

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      1. Rian Shaefer‏ @L0RDFuDGE 10 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out http://www.theonion.com/r/32401tsd  pic.twitter.com/50l0FckvSY” @northwestjeff

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      1. Glaucoma Joe‏ @Jback5 10 May 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out http://www.theonion.com/r/32401tsd  pic.twitter.com/UrJk4eOhHI”@aakisling

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      1. Bonrat‏ @Its_A_GOP_COUP 10 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Nothing compliments a rose, like the smell of sex in the morning.

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      1. KRand‏ @Krand18 10 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Lol. Where's Daddy?

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      1. docxen‏ @docxen 10 May 2015
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        @TheOnion sorry onion but you can't compete with abc 's story about us gov trying to take over texas ....real news is just stranger

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      1. Braxton Ratliff‏ @BraxtonRatliff 10 May 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Mitch‏ @LeperModern 10 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @lzuber17

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      1. Thomas Rose‏ @gfather1937 17 May 2015
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        @TheOnion Never too irreverant! Thanks!

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      2. Steven Michael Ander‏ @sassysteve69er 11 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @ikebarinholtz Apartment. An just sleep All the time. N go on fanboy sites. Looking for a getaway from the stresses of this world

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      3. Steven Michael Ander‏ @sassysteve69er 11 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @ikebarinholtz ike how's the Hugo strange role going in suicide squad yo?

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      1. Steven Michael Ander‏ @sassysteve69er 11 May 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ikebarinholtz Especially by chics I don't even know man. Wish I was kidding. So I lock myself away from society in my shithole

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      1. Steven Michael Ander‏ @sassysteve69er 11 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @ikebarinholtz ike where do u find a good woman like this bro? I've tried an all I get is ignored,picked on,and told I'm weird.

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      1. BAD Boo!  🎃‏ @BoydADavis1 11 May 2015
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        @TheOnion @ikebarinholtz And served a muscle relaxant, apparently!!!

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