@TheOnion
I once did five lines of coke when I was 3 cm dilated.
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@TheOnion: "And I’ve done a lot of E.” http://www.theonion.com/r/50343tsd pic.twitter.com/KRxfFtuxqR”
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@TheOnion something to look forward to@LaurenpoppsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The dope they give you during childbirth is much better grade than E, so yeah, true dat, sista.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @CHUssell_63 could she look any shadier?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion like beer and weed. what about combining them? that'd be a mind-scrambler, huh? just KIDDDINGThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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