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@TheOnion He only had to decide it once, when he rejected the advances of the high school basketball coach.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion who is ben carson...uncle tomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion its called freedom OF religion...get some tolerance...#freedomsummitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @TheJoeCoDose WHO IS HEThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@DioSenrab@TheOnion "Minority Appeal: You would think so, but no" Agreed. No thanks, Doc. (He might not even care about minority appeal.) -
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@DioSenrab@TheOnion I had to look up Stacy Dash and that was depressing. But yeah, you're right about that demographic.
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@TheOnion: First Thing He Does Each Morning: Decides whether to be gay or straight for next 24 hours http://www.theonion.com/r/50339tsd "Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion He's that dark nut at the bottom of the republican mixed nuts jar.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wait, there is no gay or straight, there's either Gender Fluid or Jenner Fabulous.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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