@TheOnion OMG, I am sorry for whoever at the Onion is experiencing a very painful breakup, but your jokes are K I L L I N G it!!!
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@TheOnion what century are we in again?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week Last Year: Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings http://www.theonion.com/r/35931tsd pic.twitter.com/4LRhGRFdRX”
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@TheOnion TG my boyfriend is a commit-a-phob. This could of been me!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally! This totally explains our high divorce rates!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Shanntastical RT@TheOnion: Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings http://www.theonion.com/r/35931tsd pic.twitter.com/BlvJgJPZC2
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@TheOnion He went to Jared.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lol really ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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