@TheOnion you need a new picture of God. Great that you got one of him surfing but need a more formal pic too.
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@TheOnion: God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans http://www.theonion.com/r/50378tsd pic.twitter.com/TjWdH4rwT5” seems legit
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@TheOnion: God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans http://www.theonion.com/r/50378tsd pic.twitter.com/InuKgf0QXC”pic.twitter.com/FepbtWtISl
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@TheOnion HE realized this when Obama was elected... Oh wait, that was brains.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Don't you mean on the bottom of their feet?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: God Realizes He Forgot To Put Souls In Humans http://www.theonion.com/r/50378tsd pic.twitter.com/6An3qsMPBD”@TweetOfGod
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@TheOnion@redroomrantings He didn't forget--He did it on purpose.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RiskyLiberal That is still a pisserThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: God makes no mistakes! I guess Onion is oblivious to that fact.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What's your source?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@DuskySprngfield "Nah, it'll be fine. No one will think to check my work. Right?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion There are always leftover pieces after assembly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Humans realize,God was not part of their souls.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he did, he put arsesouls in usThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Then James Brown was on drugs out of his mind and his song was full of lies!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Looks like this is a reality. The some of us act to each other.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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